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Join me in Marietta, Georgia on February 5th at Alley Stage
Alley Stage (Marietta, GA)
I’ll be performing at Alley Stage on February 5th. The 7:00 PM show is sold out, but there are still some tickets left for the 9:30 PM show. Enjoy an evening of stories, humor and Southern charm!
2026 Tour Schedule
Feb 5 – The Alley Stage (Marietta, GA)
7:00 PM show sold out — tickets still available for the 9:30 PM show.
Feb 28 – Crescent Theater (Mobile, AL)
Mar 1 – Club 27 Comedy (Pensacola, FL)
Mar 6 – Southern Hotel (Covington, LA)
Mar 29 – Meridian (Buda, TX)
Mar 31 – LOL San Antonio (San Antonio, TX)
Apr 1 – Addison Improv (Addison, TX)
Apr 2 – Houston Improv (Houston, TX)
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Comedian, storyteller, and Southern insider
Hey y’all — I’m Landon Bryant, though most folks online know me as LandonTalks. This site is home base for everything I do — my stories, books, podcast, comedy shows, collaborations, and the community that’s grown around them.
What started as a few “let’s discuss” videos about Southern life has turned into a bigger conversation — funny, heartfelt, and sometimes heated (we still haven’t settled the sugar vs. salt on grits debate). Here, you can find my latest work, grab signed books and merch, check tour dates, book a Cameo, and sign up for my newsletter.
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Featured Products
White Lily Cookbook
Over 70 beloved White Lily Test Kitchen recipes. White Lily flour is a Southern pantry staple and the foundation for perfect biscuits and cornbread. If you watched my latest cooking video, you’ve already seen this book in action — click to order your copy!
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One‑Piece Square Tube Cake Pan
Perfect for mile‑high pound cakes, this one‑piece pan holds 18 cups and is made from non‑reactive anodized aluminum. It measures about 9×9×4½ inches, heats evenly for a high rise, resists rust and abrasions, and is hand‑wash only. You saw me use this pan in my recent cooking video — click to get your own!
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Star of the Show: My Life on Stage
Celebrate Dolly Parton’s legendary career with this hardcover, featuring 350 full‑color photographs, rare images and ephemera from her archive, and an eight‑page gatefold listing her lifetime of performances. As the final book in her photographic trilogy, it shares engaging stories and star‑making moments. Brimming with Parton’s trademark wit and heartfelt sincerity, it’s a must‑have collector’s item and love letter to fans.
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Star of the Show Audiobook
Dolly Parton brings her story to life in this immersive audio edition. Read in her warm, unmistakable voice, the audiobook features more than 50 beloved songs, rare archival recordings, and seven fan stories recorded exclusively for this edition. From her earliest performances to her Grand Ole Opry debut and beyond, listeners are invited into Dolly’s world with the intimacy of a front‑row seat.
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